Hi Reader,
It’s finally here…and it’s goooood.
The I Know Things Membership is now open!
For the next 24 hours only, when you sign up for the annual membership, you’ll snag a $100 Suze Credit to spend on (almost*) anything I offer.
Think: coaching sessions, programs, courses - whatever’s been on your wishlist.
*Credit is valid for 6 months, and excludes platforms I don’t personally manage (like Patreon, Substack, collaborations, and my book).
This is a limited-time bonus for people who know a good thing when they see it and want to lock in the founder’s rate of $500/year before it disappears like last week’s motivation.
Why join now (as in, right now)?
✔️ $100 Suze Credit if you join annually, but only for the next 24 hours.
✔️ Founding member pricing, lock in your rate forever, even when prices rise.
✔️ Start your week with clarity and cosmic sass, no booking, no Zoom, just wisdom straight to your inbox.
✔️ Real guidance, not fluff, the kind that gently (or not-so-gently) shakes you back into action.
So what is 'I Know Things'?
It’s your weekly hit of intuitive magic, straight, no chaser.
Every Monday, I tune in and record a 20-minute(ish) audio reading just for the group.
It’s a vibe, like your higher self meets a cocktail party with oracle cards as the plus-one.
It’s not a psychic reading, and I don’t talk to dead people. But I do say the thing you’ve been avoiding.
You’ll receive:
- Fresh weekly insights (no cookie-cutter stuff here)
- Energy healing, card pulls, journal prompts
- Sometimes even a rogue song
- Audio downloads to keep forever
- Magic that feels like it was made just for you
Three ways to join (pick your potion):
☑️ $15 (One-off hit of magic)
☑️ $50/month (Save $15 a month with the ongoing subscription)
☑️ $500/year - Founders rate (save $280 over a weekly purchase!) + BONUS $100 Suze Credit if you join in the next 24 hours
Let’s be real.
You don’t need another to-do list.
You need a hit of truth, insight, and “WTF HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT?” clarity, served weekly, without the fluff.
I’m not here to coddle you. I’m here to coach your spirit and cheer your soul, with a weekly nudge from the Universe (and me).
Doors are open. Bonus is ticking.
Let’s make Mondays magic again.
👇
Grab Your Spot + Claim Your Bonus
With sass, soul, and spidey-sense,
Suzanne
P.S. That $100 credit? Only available for the next 24 hours, and then…poof. Don’t say I didn’t tell you.
Offer ends 14th June, 6am AEST (Australian Eastern Standard time).
Wondering how much time you’ve got left? Check the handy-dandy countdown timer below (because I’m helpful and magical).
