Hi Reader,
I’ve got news. Big, shiny, not-covered-in-glitter-but-still-glorious news.
My website just got a full-blown glow-up.
We're talking less fluff, more fire. No boring bios. No funnel traps. Just real talk, raw truth, and a home for all things “I Swear & I Know Things.”
If you’ve ever:
- Wondered what I actually do (besides swear and write these emails).
- Wanted to book a reading, but got lost in the the Bermuda triangle of too many tabs.
- Been this close to summoning me but weren’t sure how.
Then this new site is your GPS, minus the annoying voice and with truth bombs, not fluffy detours.
From personal readings and spicy podcast episodes to behind-the-scenes chaos on Patreon - it's all there. Wrapped in sass and sealed with a middle finger to generic.
Ready to take a peek?
Click the link below and prepare to be seen, served, and possibly soul-punched (with love).
Visit My New Website
This isn’t a reinvention. It’s a realignment.
Less “Nope Coach,” more I Know Things—because I do.
Much love,
Suzanne
